When your kids drive you crazy, you put them to bed and bring out the booze. So don’t judge Santa when he does the same! After all, he’s got every kid in the world to put up with, not just your kids. That’s a million more times the whining. So let Santa wine-down with a little something to soothe his jingle-jangled nerves. He doesn’t judge you just like he doesn’t judge those overly amorous reindeer in the background of this Drunk Santa sweater either!